Seriously annoyed.

Gary has developed the nasty habit of text-messaging me everytime he's going up in his blasted balloon, painting each experience as near-spiritual, while I'm stuck in an office in Umhlanga. I love my job. But I'm still jealous. Anyway, next weekend Gary's giving me a crack at piloting the one-man balloon, which is terribly exciting. He's given me a 3000 page manual to get through first. ...I won't be going out this weekend.

Congrats on the weightloss, Gary!

LEV.